1 riddles +answers

Q: How do you spell mousetrap?
A: C-A-T.

Q: What can't be used until it's broken?
A: An egg.

Q: What did zero say to eight?
A: Nice belt.
(The 8 looks like a 0 with a belt around its waist.)

Q: What did number 1 say to 7?
A: Nice hair
Q: Which is the most self-centered letter of the alphabet?
A: "i" (I)
Q: Which letter is always trying to find reasons?
"y" (Why?")


Q: Which letter is not me?
A: U.

Q: "What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?"
A: "The C"

Q: Do you know why birds fly to south in the winter?
A: Because it's too far to walk there.

Q: What are the 3 important rings in life?
A: Engagement ring, Wedding ring, and suffering.

Q: Which room has no doors, no windows.
A: A mushroom.

Q: A father and his son were in a car accident. The father died. The son was taken to the hospital. The doctor came in and said: I can't do surgery on him, because he's my son. Who was the doctor?
A: The doctor was his mother.

A: How many apples can you eat if your stomach is empty?
B: 4 or 5
A: No, that's wrong, because after eating one apple your stomach isn't empty.

Q: What's the difference between electricity and lightening?
A: You don't have to pay for lightening.

Q: What do you call a fish that only cares about himself?
A: Selfish.

Q. What's a minimum?
A. A very small mother!
(mini-mom)

Q: Where does a boxer who weighs 135 kilograms sit on a bus?
A: Wherever he wants to.

Q: What is the longest word?
A: Smiles, because there is a mile between the first and last s.

Q: What has four wheels and flies?
A: A garbage truck.

Q: Why do people call their own language their mother tongue?
A: Because their fathers seldom get a chance to use it.
NOTE: For this to be funny, students need to understand that in many cultures women have the image of speaking so much that their husbands seldom have a chance to say anything.

Q: Do you know where people send a horse when it is sick?
A: To a horsepital.

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